So I just had about the worst nightmare I've ever had. Context: I played WoW almost all weekend, because I pretty much hadn't during November, and I'm letting my subscription just end on 12/23 ( Read more... )

So I was thinking about sandwiches, 'cuz they're tasty... and then I was thinking about bookwiches, and then I got to thinking about Pegasuses... err, Pegasi... and then I thought about monocorns. The monocorn, much like the unicorn in that it has one horn, is unlike the Pegasus in that it resembles a bull rather than a horse. That's right: one- ( Read more... )

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Seriously, I just watched this like a few seconds ago. WTF.

So a bunch of Christians recognized that our economy is in bad shape, which is true. They decided to pray about this, as is their custom. In the spirit of solidarity, community togetherness, and teamwork, they decided to meet up and pray all together. They wanted to do this at an appropriate place, and so picked the throbbing heart of our ( Read more... )

We's gon' have us a copyright czar soon.

EDIT FOR YARR: Yarr to that! Yarr, I say! YARR!

EDIT FOR CONTENT: To clarify, I'm not against this because I'm anti-corporate. Far from it (but not that far). What I'm against is monopolies, over-consolidation, unnecessary legislation, big government, and general control-freakery ( Read more... )

It sounds a bit conspiracy-esque...

But stranger things have happened, I suppose.

What the balls.

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EDIT: For clarity, retarded = people who think Obama's the antichrist, and strange = the fact that this may be "working." I just... ugh! This is one of those unacceptable nightmare scenarios that tells you things are just fucked. I wouldn't ( Read more... )

I'm probably going to get unnecessarily bitchy in this post, and I'm not going to apologize for that, I just want you to take this with a grain of salt because of that. Really. I'm not that bitter over it. I'm just drunk. That's all ( Read more... )

In the granddaddy of all sprite comics, Bob and George, Megaman repeatedly runs into robot masters with suggestive phrasing. Finally, he questions himself by asking, "Is it just me? Is it? Am I the pervert?"

This is how I feel sometimes when talking with Joe, who ( recently replied to my reply to his reply to something I wrote. Look, it's complicated. )

Chris showed me a rather... "interesting" image. I thought I'd share it with all of you.

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So yeah, here’s an excerpt from a Jabber conversation I had at work today. As a quick bit of background, “B” is my rather-good-looking-for-pushing-forty coworker who last night cheated on her husband of seventeen years with his twenty-one-year-old friend and coworker. She’s been bragging about doing this for about a week. I don’t really blame ( Read more... )